I’m sure I’m not the first to ask this, but what’s the deal with Ryan STILL living in the pool house in the OC? The Cohans must live in the most badly designed house since The Brady Bunch. C’mon, you know the deal. What type of architect is Mr. Brady, if he builds a house with one bathroom for six kids? Well, what type of super expensive house is it where Ryan can’t have a proper room like everyone else.
Who builds a mansion with a pool but only two bedrooms? But we know it has more than two bedrooms, because other guests have stayed in the house. Guests can stay in the big house, but Ryan doesn’t get to come inside.
Meanwhile, we’ve now caught up to Marissa having to go to public school in Newport Beach. Now her public school looks like my public school did in Orange County — except I was a North County boy from Westminster, which is worlds away from Newport. At good old WHS, we’d knew about Newport Harbor High. Newport Harbor was where the kids drove cars that were more expensive than what the teachers had. At Westminster, we rode bikes. Yeah, OK, eventually I graduated to a used Pinto wagon. You get the point.
I know. It’s a soap opera, not reality.